Top Ten Funny Jokes - That Really Funny

Girl Friend Funny Jokes

Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray

tor kar la sakte ho?

Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta

tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..

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Girl and Boy Funny Jokes

Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.



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Funny SMS

Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms

karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai

Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to

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Pathan ka Kella  Funny Jokes

1 Pathan Chhilkay Sameet Kella Kha Raha Tha: Kisi ne Usko Toka
kelay ko Chheel to Lo..
Pathan: Cheelnay ki Kya Zaroorat Hai. Humko Maloom Hai, Iske Andar Kaila Hai.


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Teacher and Student Jokes

Mom:Beta kio roo rahay ho? Beta:Teacher nay maraa mughe Mom:Kio maraa? Beta:Main nay unko

MURGHI kaha tha Mom: kio kaha tha? Beta: wo hamesha test main anda deti hain


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Funny Girls Jokes

2 Girls Bus Me Seat k liye Lar Rhi thi DRIVER: ap Me se Jo Umr Me Bari Hy wo Beth Jae. Phr

kia, Dono Hi Pury Rasty Khmosh khari Rahin


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Police Officer ka Beta Funny Jokes

  
Police officer apne son se

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna aur sab fazool kam
band






Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

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Teacher and Student - Funny Jokes

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya

School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?

Bcha :KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,

CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz

bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?

Sir:Nikal ja meri class se,

Bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO

WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DA

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Student and Teacher - Funny Jokes

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Ma’am Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..




BACHA Apnay Dost Se:


Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.



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Political Jokes - Pakistani Jokes

Aik Dafa Aik Mulvi zardari ke paas giya aur

kaha



“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “

Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai



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Girl Friend Jokes

Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

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