Tuesday, 2 December 2014

Very Very Funny Jokes Collection

Today Very Funny Jokes Collection


1 Doctor Ne Mreez BABA ko 2 teeke lgaey or teesra teeka ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,

Baba smja ye bhi mare lye hai! Baba dr se: putar bund pehli wari vekhi aa?


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Facebook Jokes

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.


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Salam Ka Jawab - Funny Jokes

Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha. Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K “Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhe Usey Salam Karte Ho Q ? Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya” Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar . 
Moral: Har msg islami nahi hota


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Pathan Ki BiVi-Funny Jokes


Pathan: Hamara B.V Humko chhor kar chala gaya

Friend: Tum us per Zulm karta hoga

Pathan: O Nahi Yara!!! Qasam Khuda Ka.... Saga Behan ki Tarha Rakha Tha.


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Office  Secretary - Funny Jokes


Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR



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Thursday, 25 September 2014

Hard working in Life - So Funny Jokes

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A young Boy asked a rich old Man:

How He made his Money?

The old Man said:

Son! It was 1932,

The depth of the great Depression

I was down to my last Nickel..

I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.

The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.

I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.

I Continued this for a Month,

By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,

Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!

Moral:

Hard Work is just Shit..Wow

Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.


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Tuesday, 23 September 2014

Pathan Funny Joke - Really funny

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Iftar Party Main Pathan Our Us Ka Dost Sath Baith Gaye.

Chawal K Saath Full Roast Murgha Bhi Rakha Giya.


Pathan Nay Daikha K Murgha Dost Ki Taraf Tha

Our Chawal Pathan Ki Taraf.

Tou Us Nay Tray Ghuma Kar Murgha Apni Taraf Kar Diya.

Dost: Ye Kia Kar Rahay Ho?

Pathan: Maaf Krna Dost, Is Ki Tangain Qiblay Ki Taraf Theen




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Latest Poetry of Eid - Bakra Eid SMS

Eid Poetry 

Eid Aai To Khayal Aaya Hamain
Jane Kab Bichray Huye Log Milay

Jee Main Aata Hai Abhi Tum Se Kahain
Eid Ka Chand Mubarak Ho Tumhain

Hum Hain Khamosh Hamain Darr Hai Yehi
Lab Khulain Gay To Pukarain Gay Tumhain

Tum Ko Dekhay Huye Sadiyan Beetin
Tum Se Kehna Hai Yehi Aaj Hamain

Maangna Bhool Na Jana Hum Ko.
Chand Ko Dekh K Gar Hath Uthain!



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Monday, 7 July 2014

Funny Poatory - Garmi Jokes

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Shiddat-e-garmi se Zara se kaaly  kia huwe


logo ne Massage karna hi Chhor Dia

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Hat ja yaar Fair & Lovely leiny ja raha hoon:



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Saturday, 29 March 2014

Urdu Funny Jokes in Urdu Language - Latest Funny Jokes

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Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rkh

K Shanti se Baitha Hua Tha..

Dost Aa K Sath Baith Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Hue Glass Utha K

1 He Ghunt Mai Pi Gaya

Aur Bola Sun Jigr Q Udas Hai?

Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hai

Subha Bv Se Jhagda Ho Gaya,

Raste Mai Gadi Kharab Ho Gai office

Late Pahucha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Dia,

Girl Frnd Chor Kr Chali Gae,

aur ab

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Khudkushi K Liye Zeher rakha tha

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Wo Glass Tu Pe Gaya
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Apna To Din Hi kharab Hai


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Pathan in Air Force


Ek Pathan ko Air Force se Nikaal diya gaya:

Reason:

Woh Zid kar raha tha ka Maine 14th August pe Silencer nikaal k

Jahaz Urrana hai.




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Pathan ki English

aik  Pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan

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Sardar ki Race

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
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Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Result of exam

Dad:result ka kya hua

Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news

Dad:good news bata.

Son : mai pass ho gya.

Dad : great, aur bad news.
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Son:good news Jhoot  hai.

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Sardar ki Roh.


Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar : Pta Nai
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Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye


Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

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Google Khan


Teacher: tumhare Dad ka kia naam ha??


Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
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Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha.

ha ha ha google khan
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Wife gum ho gai hai


Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !

Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai

Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga
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khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?



G ooooo g mujaaaan

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Husband and wife



WIFE – “suna hai janat mein Pati-Patni ko saath nahi rahne dete … ?"

Husband – “Pagli … iseeliye to use Janat kahte hain

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Sardar ka Dost


Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,



Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
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Best way of Insult


Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu

rahe ho kya?


Ladka : ji bhabhiji.
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Sardar ka message 

Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?


2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay

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Pathan ka yaar


Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
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Saturday, 1 March 2014

Funny Joke of the Day - Latest Funny SMS

Husband and Wife Jokes


Husband apni wife se : tum se shadi kar ke mujhe aik faida tu howa

wife : kiya faida howa


Husband : mujhe mere Gunaho ki saza duniya main hi mill gai


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Monday, 27 January 2014

High Class Insult - Funny Funny Jokes

Girls Funny Jokes


Boy:  mujhe se shadi karo gi

Girl : Apne Baal to Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy :Is Liye Itni Der Se Soch Raha Hun Ke Mere
Saamne Bhais Kyun Khari Ha


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