Wednesday 30 December 2015

Sardar in Jurassic Park - Funny Joke

Sardar Funny Joke


This Sardar ji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
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he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon

sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.

Sardarji replies ;

Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata



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Sardar in Interview - Funny Jokes

Sardar Funny Joke



A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
Interviewer - "Who killed Gandhiji ?"
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Sardar - "Thanks for giving me the job. I will investigate"



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Tuesday 3 February 2015

Pathan ka Bacha - Funnest Pathan Jokes 2015

Funnest Pathan Jokes 2015


1 pathan ne 1 bache ko
aghwa kr lia.
phir os py 1 sticker laga
k gher bejh dia.

jis py likha tha 10 lakh
rupe kal pul k neche
bhijwa do.

or bacha lay lo..2sre
din pathan pul k neche
gya to usy pese mil gye.
or sath sticker py likha tha:

khuda Qasam pese ka gham nai.
Gham is bat ka hy k KHAN ne KHAN
ko luta


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Pathan ki Shayeri - Funny Jokes to tell Girls friend 2015

Funny Jokes to tell Girls friend 2015

GirlFriend : Mujh per shayeri banao.


Pathan :

In kali kali Zulfon se kerti ho Andhera

Wah wah

In kali kali Zulfon se kerti ho Andhera

Ho jao Gangi or kerdo Saweraa


ha ha ha ha haaaa.

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Pathan ki Baat - Funny Pathan Jokes 2015

Funny Pathan Jokes 2015


Pathan : Bachpan me agar Maa ki baat

suni hoti to Aaj ye Din nahi dekhna parta.


Judge : Kiya kehti thi Maa?
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Pathan : Jab baat hi nahi suni to

kese bataun.




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Pathan in Hospital - Funniest Jokes of the Day

Funniest Jokes of the Day


Pathan hospital k bahar zor zor se ro raha tha,

Kisi ny poocha k q ro rahy ho?

Pathan :

20 saal k baad beta paida hua

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wo bhi chota sa


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Pathan and shopkeeper - Funniest Jokes for Girl Friend 2015

Funniest Jokes for Girl Friend 2015


Pathan to shopkeeper
Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

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Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me..

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Wife and Husband - Adult Jokes for girls

Adult Jokes for girls

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
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Husband:Wait a second

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Teri Bhabhi Se - Funniest Jokes to tell Girls

Funniest Jokes to tell Girls

ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha

logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?

sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.

logo ne pucha: q kia hua?

sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,"kis se bat kr rhe ho?"sab bolte hein
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"TERI BHABHI SE"

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Tuesday 2 December 2014

Very Very Funny Jokes Collection

Today Very Funny Jokes Collection


1 Doctor Ne Mreez BABA ko 2 teeke lgaey or teesra teeka ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,

Baba smja ye bhi mare lye hai! Baba dr se: putar bund pehli wari vekhi aa?


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Facebook Jokes

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.


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Salam Ka Jawab - Funny Jokes

Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha. Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K “Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhe Usey Salam Karte Ho Q ? Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya” Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar . 
Moral: Har msg islami nahi hota


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Pathan Ki BiVi-Funny Jokes


Pathan: Hamara B.V Humko chhor kar chala gaya

Friend: Tum us per Zulm karta hoga

Pathan: O Nahi Yara!!! Qasam Khuda Ka.... Saga Behan ki Tarha Rakha Tha.


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Office  Secretary - Funny Jokes


Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR



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