Monday, 7 July 2014

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Shiddat-e-garmi se Zara se kaaly  kia huwe


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Saturday, 29 March 2014

Urdu Funny Jokes in Urdu Language - Latest Funny Jokes

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Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rkh

K Shanti se Baitha Hua Tha..

Dost Aa K Sath Baith Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Hue Glass Utha K

1 He Ghunt Mai Pi Gaya

Aur Bola Sun Jigr Q Udas Hai?

Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hai

Subha Bv Se Jhagda Ho Gaya,

Raste Mai Gadi Kharab Ho Gai office

Late Pahucha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Dia,

Girl Frnd Chor Kr Chali Gae,

aur ab

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Khudkushi K Liye Zeher rakha tha

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Wo Glass Tu Pe Gaya
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Apna To Din Hi kharab Hai


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Pathan in Air Force


Ek Pathan ko Air Force se Nikaal diya gaya:

Reason:

Woh Zid kar raha tha ka Maine 14th August pe Silencer nikaal k

Jahaz Urrana hai.




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Pathan ki English

aik  Pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan

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Sardar ki Race

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
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Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Result of exam

Dad:result ka kya hua

Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news

Dad:good news bata.

Son : mai pass ho gya.

Dad : great, aur bad news.
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Son:good news Jhoot  hai.

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Sardar ki Roh.


Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar : Pta Nai
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Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye


Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

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Google Khan


Teacher: tumhare Dad ka kia naam ha??


Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
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Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha.

ha ha ha google khan
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Wife gum ho gai hai


Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !

Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai

Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga
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khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?



G ooooo g mujaaaan

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Husband and wife



WIFE – “suna hai janat mein Pati-Patni ko saath nahi rahne dete … ?"

Husband – “Pagli … iseeliye to use Janat kahte hain

ha ha ha

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Sardar ka Dost


Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,



Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
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Best way of Insult


Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu

rahe ho kya?


Ladka : ji bhabhiji.
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Sardar ka message 

Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?


2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay

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Pathan ka yaar


Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
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Saturday, 1 March 2014

Funny Joke of the Day - Latest Funny SMS

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Husband apni wife se : tum se shadi kar ke mujhe aik faida tu howa

wife : kiya faida howa


Husband : mujhe mere Gunaho ki saza duniya main hi mill gai


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Monday, 27 January 2014

High Class Insult - Funny Funny Jokes

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Boy:  mujhe se shadi karo gi

Girl : Apne Baal to Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy :Is Liye Itni Der Se Soch Raha Hun Ke Mere
Saamne Bhais Kyun Khari Ha


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Breaking News - Loadshedding Khatam - Funny Jokes 2014

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Breaking News on Geo TV.

Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam

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Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
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Doctor ki Pittai - Pathan Funny Jokes

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pathan ne doctor ko bohot mara aur khub pittai ki

logo ne Khan sab se pucha  Doctor ko koun mara

tu pathan ne kaha ke etni ziyada garmi hai aur ye keta hai paani Boil kar ke piyo

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Pathan aur Bottle ka Dkhakan - Very Funny Joke

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Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan  Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha:


Kya Hua?

Pathan: yaraa! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai Try Again


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Sunday, 12 January 2014

Funny SMS of the Day

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Please Mujhy 1 Miss call do yahan light nhi hai

or mujhy mera cell nahi mil raha
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Send it to your  friends and check how intelligent they  are?


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