Showing posts with label sardar jokes. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 30 December 2015

Sardar in Jurassic Park - Funny Joke

Sardar Funny Joke


This Sardar ji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching,
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he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon

sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.

Sardarji replies ;

Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata



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Sardar in Interview - Funny Jokes

Sardar Funny Joke



A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
Interviewer - "Who killed Gandhiji ?"
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Sardar - "Thanks for giving me the job. I will investigate"



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Tuesday, 3 February 2015

Pathan ki Baat - Funny Pathan Jokes 2015

Funny Pathan Jokes 2015


Pathan : Bachpan me agar Maa ki baat

suni hoti to Aaj ye Din nahi dekhna parta.


Judge : Kiya kehti thi Maa?
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Pathan : Jab baat hi nahi suni to

kese bataun.




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Tuesday, 10 December 2013

Sardar in Forest - Funny Jokes

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Two Sardars were in a forest,
 when a lion came roaring towards them.
One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs.

Second one stays unmoved.
When asked why he is not running, another

Sardar tells: Why should I be running?

It is you who has thrown the sand

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Sardar in Library - Funny Jokes

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A sardar spent 3 hours in a library reading a book, and then said, "So boring yaar...


So many characters but

no story


Librarian said: "Sardarji this is a telephone directory"


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Sardar Student - Funny Jokes

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Student How do you identify a Sardar in a classroom ?
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It is simple.. check who's erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board.

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Sardarni and Doctor - Funny Jokes

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Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya

Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English

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Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda


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Wednesday, 14 August 2013

Sardar ki Dusri Shadi - Funny Funny Funny Jokes

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Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,

Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye


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Thursday, 25 April 2013

Sardar Ko Zoo Me Mar Dia - very very Funny Jokes - Real Funny Jokes - Funniest Jokes


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1 tiger ny 1 sardar ko zoo me mar dia

1 bndy ne pucha tm ny sardar hi ko Q mara?


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Tiger: dimag khraab kr dia tha, kb se keh rha tha


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“inni wddi billi”


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Saturday, 2 March 2013

do Sardaron ko 2 Bamb Mily - Top Best Funny Jokes 2013

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2 Sardaron ko 2 Bamb Mily


1 nay kaha chalo police ko bataty hain


2nd sardar : agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to
kahain gay 1 hi mila tha

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Tuesday, 26 February 2013

zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai - New Sardar Funny Jokes 2013



Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai


Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho


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Friday, 22 February 2013

IS KUTTAY K SAMNE MAT NACHNA - Very Funny Sardar Jokes 2013

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aik Sardar aur us ki family ne film “Sholay” dekhi.

Ghar aa k Sardar ne  mazaq me Biwi se bola:

NAACH BASANTI

Uska Bacha zor

se bola:

BASANTI


IS KUTTAY K SAMNE MAT NACHNA..!!

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Saturday, 9 February 2013

Sardar Jokes 2013 - funny joke


A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

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Thursday, 7 February 2013

In a practical Exam - funny funny jokes

Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name

Sardar:I dont know

Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?

Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

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Married Again - best funny jokes 2013

Sardars Friend: Yaar,

Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House

Read Santa Singh, B.A.

This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.

When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?

Sardar: You Dont Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again.

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Monday, 4 February 2013

Pathan ki bhabi

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Police: Q ki?

Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha

Main ne pucha kon hai?

To bola tumhri BHABI..
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meri cousin ki Shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he


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1 Arbi Bath Room me

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1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.


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A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

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Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta

Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,


Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon.


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