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A young Boy asked a rich old Man:

How He made his Money?

The old Man said:

Son! It was 1932,

The depth of the great Depression

I was down to my last Nickel..

I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.

The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.

I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.

I Continued this for a Month,

By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,

Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!

Moral:

Hard Work is just Shit..Wow

Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.


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Latest Poetry of Eid - Bakra Eid SMS

Eid Poetry 

Eid Aai To Khayal Aaya Hamain
Jane Kab Bichray Huye Log Milay

Jee Main Aata Hai Abhi Tum Se Kahain
Eid Ka Chand Mubarak Ho Tumhain

Hum Hain Khamosh Hamain Darr Hai Yehi
Lab Khulain Gay To Pukarain Gay Tumhain

Tum Ko Dekhay Huye Sadiyan Beetin
Tum Se Kehna Hai Yehi Aaj Hamain

Maangna Bhool Na Jana Hum Ko.
Chand Ko Dekh K Gar Hath Uthain!

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Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rkh

K Shanti se Baitha Hua Tha..

Dost Aa K Sath Baith Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Hue Glass Utha K

1 He Ghunt Mai Pi Gaya

Aur Bola Sun Jigr Q Udas Hai?

Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hai

Subha Bv Se Jhagda Ho Gaya,

Raste Mai Gadi Kharab Ho Gai office

Late Pahucha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Dia,

Girl Frnd Chor Kr Chali Gae,

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Khudkushi K Liye Zeher rakha tha

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Apna To Din Hi kharab Hai

Aur Khao Kunware Murghe ka Gosht
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Breaking News - Loadshedding Khatam - Funny Jokes 2014

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Breaking News on Geo TV.

Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam

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Pathan aur Bottle ka Dkhakan - Very Funny Joke

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Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan  Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha:


Kya Hua?

Pathan: yaraa! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai Try Again

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Office Secretary - Funny Jokes

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Boss ne aik Khubsort Secertry rkh li

Kuch hi Dino bad Boss ne Apny 54 Manzla Office se Jump Lga kr Khud kashi kr li.

Police 2 Secertry: us wqt office me kon kon tha.?

Secertry: us wqt me whan Mojod thi,

Mere Boss buht Achy insan thy,

Abhi pichly Dino Unho ne Muje

5 lakh ka Neclas gift kiya tha,
Phir Unho ne Mujhy 50 lakh wala Diamond Neclas gift kiya,

Phir 3 kror wali Kothi mere naam ki

Mgr aaj unho ne Mujhy Aik raat Apny sath Guzarny ka kaha to Mene Saaf Keh Diya:
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Girl Friend Funny Jokes

Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray

tor kar la sakte ho?

Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta

tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..

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Girl and Boy Funny Jokes

Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.



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Funny SMS

Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms

karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai

Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to

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Pathan ka Kella  Funny Jokes

1 Pathan Chhilkay Sameet Kella Kha Raha Tha: Kisi ne Usko Toka
kelay ko Chheel to Lo..
Pathan: Cheelnay ki Kya Zaroorat Hai. Humko Maloom Hai, Iske Andar Kaila Hai.


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Teacher and Student Jokes

Mom:Beta kio roo rahay ho? Beta:Teacher nay maraa mughe Mom:Kio maraa? Beta:Main nay unko

MURGHI kaha tha Mom: kio kaha tha? Beta: wo hamesha test main anda deti hain


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2 Girls Bus Me Seat k liye Lar Rhi thi DRIVER: ap Me se Jo Umr Me Bari Hy wo Beth Jae. Phr

kia, Dono Hi Pury Rasty Khmosh khari Rahin


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Police Officer ka Beta Funny Jokes

  
Police officer apne son se

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna aur sab fazool kam
band






Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

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Teacher and Student - Funny Jokes

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya

School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?

Bcha :KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,

CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz

bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?

Sir:Nikal ja meri class se,

Bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO

WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DA

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Student and Teacher - Funny Jokes

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Ma’am Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..




BACHA Apnay Dost Se:


Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.



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Aik Dafa Aik Mulvi zardari ke paas giya aur

kaha



“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “

Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai



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Girl Friend Jokes

Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

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Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.

Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur poochta hai,

“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”

Haati : Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.

Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri

bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein

meri sahat kharaab rahti thi..

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Aik Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.

Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.

Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.

Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.

Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

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Pathan aur Computer - Funny Jokes 2014 SMS

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1 Pathan  dosre se:

Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

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1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau


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Pakistani aur Habshi - Funny Jokes 2014 - Funny SMS

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2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy
un ko aik pari mili

us ny kaha mein tum sub ki aik aik wish puri karo gi


Pahla habshi: mujy Gora kar do pari ny usy Gora kar diya

Dosara habshi: mujy bi gora kar do.pari ny usy bi gora kar diya.

Pakistani khara hans raha tha.
pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.

apni wish btao.

Pakistani: in dono ko phir kala kar do


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1- Funny Joke

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?

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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

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An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your

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Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not

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5- Funny Joke

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

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6- Funny Joke - Funny Qoutes

"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt

but silence of a friend in examination hall

brings tears into eyes"
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7- Funny Joke

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

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"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"

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9- Funny Joke

 Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you

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10- Funny Joke

 Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

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11- Funny Joke

Question: What is the name of that only book which is liked by almost every student?
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Ans: FACEBOOK

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Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo - Funny Jokes - Latest funny Jokes to tell Girls

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Ek Pathan ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:

Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.



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beizatti saal me 2 baar he jati hai - best funny Joke 2013

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Teacher to engineering student se



teacher-semester system ke fayade btao ?

student -fayade ka to pta nai,par beizatti saal me 2 baar he jati hai

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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "But what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."



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A girl Was Caught By Police.
Police: How did you kill 50 people?

Girl : I was driving my car at 40 speed, but when i tried to stop i found that i have no breaks, I saw 2 men walking in the street and a wedding going on at the other side of the street.. Who should I Hit ??
Police : of course the 2 men because of less damage.

Girl : That's what i thought myself, but when i did it i hit only one and the other ran to the wedding , So I went after HIM


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Pathan on Airport - Best Funny Jokes to Tell

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PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha: YAARA! hamay Sadar jana hay. Tum kitna karaya lo ge?

Taxi Driver: Rs.250!

Pathan: Mera Samaan b sath hay!

Driver: Samaan k paisa nahi longa!

Pathan: Acha! To tum mera samaan le kr chalo, main bus me Aata hon...

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Mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon ? Best Funny Jokes

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Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
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Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey

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