Showing posts with label New Best Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Best Funny Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon ? Best Funny Jokes


Latest Funny Jokes 


Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
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Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey


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Saturday, 2 March 2013

Pathan Proposed a Girl - Pathan Funny Jokes 2013


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Pathan Proposed a Girl.
With a Romantic Poetry

Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,

Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
Sher KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.

Tum Ham Ko Itna Acha Lagta hai Jese
Saff Pani Main Madick



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do Sardaron ko 2 Bamb Mily - Top Best Funny Jokes 2013

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2 Sardaron ko 2 Bamb Mily


1 nay kaha chalo police ko bataty hain


2nd sardar : agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to
kahain gay 1 hi mila tha

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Thursday, 28 February 2013

Pathan ki Baat Gadhay ki Laat - Funny Jokes 2013


Pathan Funny Jokes 2013


1 Pathan ko Gadhay ne laat mari,

Pathan ko Ghussa Aya wo utha,

Aur Gadhay ko 4 – 5 laaty mar kar bola:

Aainda Apne baap k 7 badtamizi ni krna.


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Pathan Call to Doctor and Tell

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Pathan: No this is her husband speaking…


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I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao - Pathan Funny Funny Jokes 2013




Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.


Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.



Pathan Bola:

I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?


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I Want to Dedicate him a Sad Song  Funny Funny Jokes 2013



A Pathan Called FM radio & Said:




I have found a Wallet with thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to Mr.Majid Khan, House #3, Karachi.


DJ: So You want to give him back his wallet?

Pathan: Ookhocha nai! I Want to Dedicate him a Sad Song



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Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai - Most Funny Jokes 2013


Funny Jokes on Ishq 2013


1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia

Larky ne kaha tum 10din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi

Or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha

9 din k bad larki ko waqae larky ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha

Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai


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Friday, 22 February 2013

Bhootni K Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya - Most Funny Jokes

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A Man Knocks the  Door

A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other

Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain



Boy: Bhootni  K  Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya








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IS KUTTAY K SAMNE MAT NACHNA - Very Funny Sardar Jokes 2013

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aik Sardar aur us ki family ne film “Sholay” dekhi.

Ghar aa k Sardar ne  mazaq me Biwi se bola:

NAACH BASANTI

Uska Bacha zor

se bola:

BASANTI


IS KUTTAY K SAMNE MAT NACHNA..!!

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Thursday, 21 February 2013

Tera Baap Anday Deta tha - Funny Pathan Jokes 2013


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Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?

Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.

Pathan: Oye Tera Baap Anday Deta tha  kya


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Tuesday, 19 February 2013

Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me - Most Funny Jokes


Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans, admitting

Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven times."

The priest thought long and hard, then said,

Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass,

then drink it.

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face.

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Monday, 18 February 2013

if we ever break up, I can use it again - funny funny jokes

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.

"Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.

The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No, engrave it 'To my one and only love'.

That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again.

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Friday, 15 February 2013

A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company - funny jokes


A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company

He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness.

Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?"

The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did."

Then the boss said,

"Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.




There was no mat!"


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Lady Throw Out Her Mother In Law -funniest jokes 2013


Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because

Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said


"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

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Saturday, 9 February 2013

I am Looking for a Bank -funny funny jokes 2013


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I am Looking for a Bank

which can perform Two things for me.

Give me a Loan,

&

then Leave me Alone


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Husband sent a text massege to his wife funny jokes-2013


Husband sent a text massage to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

Shetext back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".


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A duck walks into a bar - funny joks 2013


A duck walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer".

The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?"

The duck says "I'm working the construction site across the street".

And the bartender says, "Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?"

And the duck said "What would the circus want with a brick laying duck?"


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A little boy went - funny funny jokes 2013


A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad,

 where did my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your

mother, cause I still have mine."

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Sardar Jokes 2013 - funny joke


A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

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Thursday, 7 February 2013

Doctor And Patient - Funny jokes 2013

Patient : doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear.

Doctor : when?

Patient : morning eight o clock doctor.

Doctor : now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment?

Patient Doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.
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Why Children Were Late From School - funny funny jokes

Teacher: Bataao, tum dono late kyoon huay?

Pehla Bachcha: Sir, mayree "athhannee" kho gayee thee, wo dhoond raha tha

Teacher, doosray say: Aur tum kyoon late huay?

Doosra Bachcha: Sir, maen oos kee "athhannee" per kharha huaa tha

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