Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka - Sardar Funny Jokes 2013

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Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.



Sardar : Wahh G wahh kya Ultra technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,



aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

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When Someone Is SLeeping - Latest Best Funny Jokes

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Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife


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Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

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One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship".
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long
drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!

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experience at the social security office - Funny Jokes - Best Funny Jokes

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The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “I will have to go home and come back later.” The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.” So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.”


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Hamesha apne hi ChaKKar me rehna - Funny Jokes to tell Girls - Latest Funny Jokes

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Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na

Ami: Beti Teacher Baap k Barabar Hota hy.

Beti:AMMI Aap Hamesha apne hi ChaKKar me rehna,Hamare Lye Na Sochna

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Girsl ke Lips

GIRL: Dr sahab mer lips per infection hogya hy?

Dr;ap mobile pe kitne dair bat krti hen?

Girl; mobile kharab hy, islye 1 weak se koe bt nhi ki,

Dr;phr lips pe infection nhe balky lips pe zang lag gaya hy


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Hathi ki Qabbar - Latest Funny Jokes 2013

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Zoo main Hathi k pass baith kar do admi bahot Ziyada ro rahe the

Aik Shakhs ne un se pucha aap koyin  roo rahe ho

Un main se aik ne kaha k hathi mar giya hai

Us ne pucha tumhe hathi se itni muhabat ho gai the

Tu unoh ne bataya k ye baat nahi 

hamain zoo k malik ne hathi ki qabar khodne ka hukam diya hai

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Warna Makhiyan Aa Jayengi. - Pathan Funny Jokes 2013

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1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha
Magar keh Raha Tha Aaloo le lo Aaloo.


Ek Aadmi ne kaha: Khan Sahab! Ye to Angoor hain.




Pathan: Chup ho jao! Warna Makhiyan Aa Jayengi.

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es se agay kia farishty dekhega? - Funniest Jokes for Make Laugh

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Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??



Mareez: Chand

Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega?

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Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's Hand

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand

While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

and

Pathan Drives to Multan






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Teacher: Jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to - Most Funny Jokes 2013

Teacher : Ager tum 1 jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Teacher: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Teacher: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Teacher: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Teacher : Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o

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Tera Baap Anday Deta tha - Funny Pathan Jokes 2013

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Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?

Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.

Pathan: Oye Tera Baap Anday Deta tha  kya


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Ware Nahe Khata 


To us sy ksi sakhs ne pocha k istri kitne ki hai,

Wo bola 1000 rupe ki us sakshs ne kha k 1500 le lo


to pathan ne kha nahi bahi ware nahe khata.

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Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me - Most Funny Jokes

Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans, admitting

Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven times."

The priest thought long and hard, then said,

Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass,

then drink it.

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face.

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I found a lipstick that helps you lose weight - Amazing Jokes 2013

husband said to his wife 

I found a lipstick that helps you lose weight

it’s called super glue.


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Your mother and I enjoyed - most funny joke 2013

One student fell into a cycle of classes,
studying, working and sleeping.

Didn’t realize how long he had neglected writing home until

he received the following note: “Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter.

Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable.


Love

Dad

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Office Mein Shadi Shuda Admi - best funny joke 2013

Assistant: Sir,Aap Office Mein

Shadi Shuda Admiyon Ko Hi

Kyu RakhteH?


Boss: Kyuki Unhe Beizzati

Sehne ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur

Ghar jane ki jaldi b nhi

hoti


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I saw the whole thing - funny joke 2013

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.

He rushed over and started handing out

business cards saying:

I saw the whole thing..

I will take either side.

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Teacher :Tell me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ? - New Funny Jokes 2013

Teacher :Tell me The Names Of

10 Chemical Elements ?

Student :

Oxygen

Chlorine

Florine

Bromeen

Noreen

Ambreen

Samreen

Nasreen

Parveen

 &

Yasmeen
.
.
.
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soap industry - funny funny jokes 2013

Once in a soap industry in Japan,

the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.

To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars

to check in the assembly line that

whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Pakistan.

What did they do??

They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.

Empty boxes were flown away

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Genius Nation.

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Man sitting with dog -funny funny Jokes 2013

Man1 sitting with dog.

Man2:Your dog bits?

Man1:No

Man 2 sits and the dog bits!

Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!

Man:That is not my dog.


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