Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 22:57
Latest Funniest Jokes 2013
1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Gold Ka Set Diya.
Mangetar (Khushi Se):
“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Ha?”
Chor:
3 Saal Qaid aur beshmar littar.
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 06:49
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Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega?
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 09:34
Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when
you brought my daughter in?
You did, admitted the boyfriend,
it was going to strike eleven, but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you.
The father muttered, Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 07:51
Assistant: Sir,Aap Office Mein
Shadi Shuda Admiyon Ko Hi
Kyu RakhteH?
Boss: Kyuki Unhe Beizzati
Sehne ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur
Ghar jane ki jaldi b nhi
hoti
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 01:51
Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa
kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .
Papa: Ullu da Pattha..
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 22:53
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Two roommates were watching the news. News: Serial killer on the loose.
Blonde: Oh no! (runs to kitchen)
Brunette: What are you doing? Blonde: Saving my cereal!
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 22:29
Husband sent a text massage to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
Shetext back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 22:24
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 22:14
A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad,
where did my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your
mother, cause I still have mine."
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 22:11
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,
"I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 00:26
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That's business...!!
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 00:06
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage
Boy: Don??t worry darling ?I am already married
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 03:42
Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today??
Tooo much Salt..why?
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Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 02:48
Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath
holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay
lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai"
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 21:33
1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha
Larki:
Kya dekh rhe ho?
Pathan:
Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 21:13
Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 21:07
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 21:06
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1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 21:02
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
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Posted by Mehwish Naaz on 21:00
Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon.
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