Very Very Funny Jokes Collection

Today Very Funny Jokes Collection

1 Doctor Ne Mreez BABA ko 2 teeke lgaey or teesra teeka ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,

Baba smja ye bhi mare lye hai! Baba dr se: putar bund pehli wari vekhi aa?

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Facebook Jokes

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

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Salam Ka Jawab - Funny Jokes

Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha. Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K “Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhe Usey Salam Karte Ho Q ? Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya” Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar . 

Moral: Har msg islami nahi hota

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Pathan Ki BiVi-Funny Jokes

Pathan: Hamara B.V Humko chhor kar chala gaya

Friend: Tum us per Zulm karta hoga

Pathan: O Nahi Yara!!! Qasam Khuda Ka.... Saga Behan ki Tarha Rakha Tha.

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Office  Secretary - Funny Jokes

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:

Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR

&

Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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