Short Funny Jokes
Teachers: Where's your homework
Student: At home having more fun than me
Teacher: "Do you want to share that with the class?"
Me: "No that's why I whispered it."
Latest Funny Quotes
The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more furniture... but all i really wanted was a one night stand.
whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp
You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old kid smoke at the dinner table....... In front of her kids.
I didn't give a f*ck until I drank Red Bull.
Now I don't give a flying f*ck.
I told my crush at school, "If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow." The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she bent over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong.
Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.
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