Top Ten Funny Jokes of 2014 - That are most funny and make you laugh

Pathan in Air Force

Ek Pathan ko Air Force se Nikaal diya gaya:

Reason:

Woh Zid kar raha tha ka Maine 14th August pe Silencer nikaal k

Jahaz Urrana hai.

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Pathan ki English

aik  Pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan

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Sardar ki Race

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
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Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Result of exam

Dad:result ka kya hua

Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news

Dad:good news bata.

Son : mai pass ho gya.

Dad : great, aur bad news.
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Son:good news Jhoot  hai.

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Sardar ki Roh.

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar : Pta Nai
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Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye


Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

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Google Khan

Teacher: tumhare Dad ka kia naam ha??


Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
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Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha.

ha ha ha google khan
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Wife gum ho gai hai

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !

Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai

Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga
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khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?



G ooooo g mujaaaan

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Husband and wife

WIFE – “suna hai janat mein Pati-Patni ko saath nahi rahne dete … ?"

Husband – “Pagli … iseeliye to use Janat kahte hain

ha ha ha

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Sardar ka Dost

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,



Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
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Best way of Insult

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu

rahe ho kya?


Ladka : ji bhabhiji.
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Sardar ka message 

Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?


2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay

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Pathan ka yaar

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
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