Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans, admitting
Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven times."
The priest thought long and hard, then said, "
Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass,
then drink it."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face."
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