Tuesday, 19 February 2013

5 top funny jokes 2013


Funny Joke No. 1

Best Funny Jokes

Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.

Funny Joke No. 2

Teacher funny Jokes

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

Nobody stands up
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"

Little Johnny stands up

Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..



Funny Joke No. 3

Husband and wife Funny Jokes

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?

Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho


Funny Joke No. 4

Sardar Funny Joke


Boss  Likhna PArhna aata hai?

Sardar Likhna aata hai parhna nai.

Boss apna naam likho

Sardar  aadfsre#@^)%

Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?

Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai

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Funny Joke No. 5

Boy and Girl  funny joke

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kyun Rai Ho 

Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han :(
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?

Girl: Sirf 90%

Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro

Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye

Pass ho Jande Ne 

ha haa haaa

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